The Censored Welcome Note

Welcome (again). I was thinking: "How could I turn around my dissolute ways?" Then it came to me this morning: I will create another blog. But this time, I thought, it shall have purpose, a theme, a raison d'etre. It will be about quizzes, the quiz world and quiz people. It will give people the inside scoop (sorry, seems like I've started talking like an American celebrity journalist) on all that stuff, and what's more, new quiz questions, drenched in sparkling wit and obscure pop culture references. At least it will stop me buying more stripey jumpers and watching The Pulse on ITN News. It shall not be the first in its field, but, dagnabbit, it should at least be the most interesting and the weirdest. I cannot deny that it may have something to do with self-promotion and a swelling ego, though I will always endeavour to puncture it with a dose of self-deprecation.

So let me introduce myself. My name is ***** *******. I think I'm a bit of an idiot. I am a **-year-old ****** *********, who earns his pence from ***** ******. I set the ****** quiz in the ****** ****** and am a quizzer of some renown and have one of the silliest Wikipedia entries ever writtenand allowed to remain(hey, I may have run for mayor of my hometown, but just forgot about it). This blog will bring you reflections, deflections, ruminations, TV show reviews, commentary on events, and a whole load of stuff I will not deign to tell you yet. It will be all about quizzes, specifically the British quiz scene. Nothing else. **** ******* **** ***** ** **** ***** ***** ******** ** ********** *** **********. That got me into enough trouble a few years ago.

And I'll try and cut down on the profanities. Even if swear words are encoded in my DNA, as well as my writing style.