"I killed a drifter to get an erection"
A Total Lack of Anything
Inertia has taken over my body. I was going to post summat proper on this here blog, but instead I got logjammed marking Colossus quizzes. They take so very long (it was like taking a rubbish time machine five hours into the future). And the marking is so very taxing on the brain. In fact, I am getting slightly worried about my grey matter. I overwork it, feed it with bacon and eggs and then let it rot in the listless slurry of laziness. I think I need to give it a smooth work out. Bananas and apricots instead of Coke and cheesecake. Hmmm, cheesecake. Rhubarb and vanilla cheesecake from Waitrose. Curse, those retailers for having such well-sourced and expensive and desirable food. By Thor's hammer, I verily curse them to the pits of Hades.
Also, I have been wasting massive amounts of my time watching loony old Will Ferrell skits from SNL and toy-puppet show Robot Chicken. In the latter case you should really watch the Napoleon Bonamite sketch, tho that particularly episode I have linked may not actually contain it. Hey, lazy inertia guts, go find it on YouTube yourself. Just like everybody else does. I'm even heading there now, despite it being 3.15am. Me obsessed. Hey. At least it is better than indulging a love of "hardcore barely legal porno."
Inertia has taken over my body. I was going to post summat proper on this here blog, but instead I got logjammed marking Colossus quizzes. They take so very long (it was like taking a rubbish time machine five hours into the future). And the marking is so very taxing on the brain. In fact, I am getting slightly worried about my grey matter. I overwork it, feed it with bacon and eggs and then let it rot in the listless slurry of laziness. I think I need to give it a smooth work out. Bananas and apricots instead of Coke and cheesecake. Hmmm, cheesecake. Rhubarb and vanilla cheesecake from Waitrose. Curse, those retailers for having such well-sourced and expensive and desirable food. By Thor's hammer, I verily curse them to the pits of Hades.
Also, I have been wasting massive amounts of my time watching loony old Will Ferrell skits from SNL and toy-puppet show Robot Chicken. In the latter case you should really watch the Napoleon Bonamite sketch, tho that particularly episode I have linked may not actually contain it. Hey, lazy inertia guts, go find it on YouTube yourself. Just like everybody else does. I'm even heading there now, despite it being 3.15am. Me obsessed. Hey. At least it is better than indulging a love of "hardcore barely legal porno."
posted by That Quiz Guy at 7:05 PM
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